squidsoupofficial:

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

(via onlinegirl420)

pathologising:

one thing about me is that I am going to cry

(via dollskira)

medievalthymes:

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

(via mattyhealy)

cyberspace2-4:

lesbian-toddhoward:

7vs8:

very scary Jerma/vinny hybrid spotted

oh god the clone escaped

Jimmy

(via deaddass)

sillybadger:

I love saying “my brain went” instead of “I thought” because idk what’s going on up there sometimes I just live here

(via endorseyouexhaustme)

crittre:

AAAAAAHHHHHH AGONY!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways hehe how is everyone

(via bluestationtoo)

belalugosishreds:

me: I’m literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

(via saltuna)

dughole:

i don’t believe in job applications if i want to work there i will. my first day is monday ill see u then.

(via kill-bill-sirenss)

luvuv:

Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….

Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….

(via patrik-star)

bentsahra:

Australians really knew what they were doing w the word cunt like they had the vision

(via boyishs)

compassionatereminders:

You’ll get more chances. At friendships. At relationships. At job/school related progress. At following your dreams. At chasing your passions. It’s not now or never. There will always be other chances and other opportunities.

(via citymistic)

themaracampaign:

Then I disappeared and recreated myself

(via melanated-violet)